1/10/2008

Whatever You Do...

Do NOT fuck with Bea Arthur.
There is no greater pain in this world
than the sting of her disapproving glare.

18 comments:

Hot Lemon said...

I learned that back in her Maude days. One day I poked her with a stick, and skaddleay-bob-howdy, did I GET IT!!

Spooney said...

Me mum came pretty close, but she added a killer sigh that would take you out every time.

Cooper Green said...

She is a woman who never fails to leave soap residue in her underthings, and takes her irritation out on the innocent.

Jen said...

I got nothing but respect

SkylersDad said...

Hell is watching those horribly long Maude intros on endless loop.

Distributorcap said...

maude or dorothy?

Chris said...

DC- I believe that's a picture from "Maude". At least that's what I did an image search for.

Bubs said...

I don't worry about that. Because, whenever I see Bea Arthur, the next thing I think of is Adrienne Barbeau. And that gives me a special feeling.

Grant Miller said...

A friend of mine in college swore he thought she was hot.

catherinette said...

I think I'd rather have her give me the disapproving glare than her seductive one. Then again, maybe they're the same. I don't know.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I loved Maude! Her relationship with Walter is what I patterned my relationship with Spooney on.

may-b said...

I think you will appreciate this.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/6/706c39aad9d297384e07afd3ffcf8eea.jpg

It's Bea Arthur wrestling raptors.

Beth said...

Maude's my idol. She kicks ass, takes name, and mocks the fools.

Coaster Punchman said...

Did you ever hear the story of how Bea Arthur walked up to the host stand in a restaurant and said "Hello, I have a reservation." The man answered "ok, thank you, what is your name?" "Arthur." "Thank you! What is your last name?"

kirby said...

Didn't hear that one, but I did hear the one about how Bea Arthur ripped some poor restaurant host's balls off once.

Writeprocrastinator said...

That's from "Maude," note the clothes and a few less wrinkles.

She stole that glare from Wil E. Coyote.

WendyB said...

I feel it piercing through me!

Dale said...

I would not fuck with Big Bea. Hilarious story CP.