If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I learned that back in her Maude days. One day I poked her with a stick, and skaddleay-bob-howdy, did I GET IT!!
Me mum came pretty close, but she added a killer sigh that would take you out every time.
She is a woman who never fails to leave soap residue in her underthings, and takes her irritation out on the innocent.
I got nothing but respect
Hell is watching those horribly long Maude intros on endless loop.
maude or dorothy?
DC- I believe that's a picture from "Maude". At least that's what I did an image search for.
I don't worry about that. Because, whenever I see Bea Arthur, the next thing I think of is Adrienne Barbeau. And that gives me a special feeling.
A friend of mine in college swore he thought she was hot.
I think I'd rather have her give me the disapproving glare than her seductive one. Then again, maybe they're the same. I don't know.
I loved Maude! Her relationship with Walter is what I patterned my relationship with Spooney on.
I think you will appreciate this.http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/6/706c39aad9d297384e07afd3ffcf8eea.jpgIt's Bea Arthur wrestling raptors.
Maude's my idol. She kicks ass, takes name, and mocks the fools.
Did you ever hear the story of how Bea Arthur walked up to the host stand in a restaurant and said "Hello, I have a reservation." The man answered "ok, thank you, what is your name?" "Arthur." "Thank you! What is your last name?"
Didn't hear that one, but I did hear the one about how Bea Arthur ripped some poor restaurant host's balls off once.
That's from "Maude," note the clothes and a few less wrinkles.She stole that glare from Wil E. Coyote.
I feel it piercing through me!
I would not fuck with Big Bea. Hilarious story CP.
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