I have the urge to write a really profound post.
Something erudite,
with a bunch of important-sounding words
(words like erudite).
It would be about the mysteries of the universe
or ways to solve difficult societal problems.
Unfortunately, I don't have the patience
or the creative juice to make it happen right now.
So, instead, I'll post a dopey picture of
a turkey with tan lines:


The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

To do list:
- Look up "erudite"
- Make turkey sandwich

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Is it wrong for me to be attracted to that turkey?

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Love the labeling - I'm looking forward to one day searching for all your posts about sexy poultry.

Mnmom said...

I had to look up "esoteric" this morning.

Evil Genius said...

I want all my meals to look like this! Have to go Google "turkey bikini" now.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Ick - turkey needs a bikini wax.

Micgar said...

That turkey looks hot! Like just out of the oven hot! You didn't think that I meant...naww, not that kinda hot!

Doc said...

I feel suitably enlightened and have a strange craving for a turkey bacon club.