I'm terribly sorry I missed your 61st birthday yesterday.Oh, come on. Please don't make a scene.
I'll make it up to you. I swear.
How's about another sequined tank top?
Would that cheer you up?
I thought so.
Barely Interesting Some Guy Factoid: When I was a kid, I thought his name was "Richard Cinnamon".
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Instead of clothes or chassis lube how about a ticket to live in one of the monasteries where they practice quiet and never talk.
I'm with Mr. Stankus on this one.
I had no idea he was 61. I do wish he would go away.
I think you're asking a bit much when you ask him to not make a scene. Cut the guy some slack, it's his birthday week.
You have to admit he's looking pretty good for his age. Still damn annoying though.
You people are all crazy! Richard Simmons is a blast and is not in the spotlight enough to be overly annoying.
I always liked the time when he was dressed as a turkey and Letterman chased him off the stage with a fire extinguisher.
He's so spicy!
Gees, he always causes a scene.
Now he needs to change the name of his workout DVDs to "Sweatin' WITH the Oldies."
Richard Cinnamon was his porn name.
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