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I Hereby Announce My Retirement From Competitive Bejeweled Blitz Playing...
(Video contains inappropriate language for work or kids.)
I know some of you play this game on Facebook. It is time for me to quit this bitch cold turkey, so I filmed my last game. I got sick of the sound effects a long time ago, but decided to turn them back on for the finale. I hate this miserable game. It's weird to watch it on video and see the obvious things I missed. I have no idea how some of you have scored above 150,000.