heretofore I've always left off the line "9x out of 10..." and I've always said "if [your car keys, or whatever is missing] was up you're butt, you'd know where they are!!"
Good answer! I make my kids pay me $1 if I have to help them find things. Makes them think twice and they find it themselves. Price has gone up for the teens to $5. I'm a bad mom.
I do the same stinkin thing! My boyfriend always asks where things are and I say, If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was. Sometimes he does find it rather annoying, I suppose. I think it's hilarious.
My standard (annoying) response anytime
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heretofore I've always left off the line "9x out of 10..." and I've always said "if [your car keys, or whatever is missing] was up you're butt, you'd know where they are!!"
I think I might like your version better.
Good answer!
I make my kids pay me $1 if I have to help them find things. Makes them think twice and they find it themselves. Price has gone up for the teens to $5. I'm a bad mom.
Car keys? Check!
I forgot what I was going to say after reading Mnmom's comment. GENIUS!!!! I am soooo inspired, you have no idea!
I say the same thing!
You must know a lot of Republicans.
Good gravy, man, the emergency room in your town must be three times as busy as any other.
I do the same stinkin thing! My boyfriend always asks where things are and I say, If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was. Sometimes he does find it rather annoying, I suppose. I think it's hilarious.
i knew you hung around too many prison matrons
What no video of this? I'm highly disappointed.
I only say that about things smaller than roto-tiller.
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