So we were out at a restaurant enjoying a lovely dinner with pleasant conversation when, for some reason, I started making goofy faces. Megan quietly said:
"Stop doing that. It's weird."
As soon as she said it I think she realized the mistake she had made. Those two sentences together do not compute with me. If anything they only serve to add fuel to the fire. Luckily for her we were soon distracted by a group of right-wing fucking morons at the table behind us saying idiotic things.
By the way, sorry for not posting anything lately. It'll probably never happen again.