3/10/2009

A Revelation...

So I'm sitting on the toilet this morning, contemplating the day ahead of me, when all of a sudden the bathroom filled with the most glorious, intense white light I had ever seen. I heard a voice and, long story short, I think I might be the long-awaited second coming of Jesus Christ.





Either that or Megan slipped some peyote into my grapefruit juice. She's always doing that.

12 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Good for her.

Mnmom said...

Dude! I can see Jesus on your toilet tank!!! Call the Vatican!

Cora said...

Jesus, you're Christ, Chris?! I'll try to be a little more respectful.

Bubs said...

Dude...dude.

Gwen said...

I thought you were going to say you blacked out from the effort it took to move your trophy.

Laura Roslin said...

Why am I not suprised to see a Jesus Christ Toilet Bowl on your blog?

raf said...

You gave "birth" to the next Jesus Christ? That means, who drunk peyote grapefuit juice was the Holy Spirit..
(..and I suppose the newborn JC must be a brown skinned one!)

Doc said...

I hear ya Chris. My woman is always drugging me too.

Doc

BeckEye said...

You had me at "So, I'm sitting on the toilet this morning."

Cheer34 said...

I took a close look at the photo....interesting......the dude's crown has the nazi cross and skeletons on it and the words king of fear, the book he is holding is a penthouse mag,he is smoking, and on the back of the toilet is a bottle of holy water, a statue of Mary, a finger bowl and a couple of other items I could not make out. just observing is all

Greta said...

Jesus looks like he's holding a smoke, huh?

Suze said...

Wow, I'm coming over for breakfast this weekend for the juice.