3/17/2009

May The Spirit Of St. Patrick Be With You Today And Always...

I'm not Irish
but I did dye my balls green today.
Does that count for anything?

20 comments:

Doc said...

Better green than blue.

Swing by my place if you get the chance. I wrote a story about you.

Doc

Pyzahn said...

Lordy. What exactly is this? A gonad prothesis?

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I heard green is WAAAAYY worse than blue.

kirby said...

Ewwwww. Green truck nuts?

Wings said...

Somewhere there is a sad Leprechaun with a higher-than-normal voice.

Gwen said...

It counts if you wear shorts that are short enough for your green balls to peek out.

raf said...

I spent 5 minutes staring at it trying to understand what can really be..

Cora said...

Aww, Doc and Candy beat me to it! Crap! Happy St Patrick's Day, Chris! :-)

SkylersDad said...

Disclaimer: Not an actual nutsack. If yours becomes this color discontinue your rapid masturbation and seek medical help immediately.

Professional nutsack model on a closed course.

Jay said...

I think that counts as a good reason to get a high dose of antibiotics.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

I hope you used "Lead Free" paint!!!!

Happy S.P. Day!

- Jennifer

Grant Miller said...

It counts a little bit. If you know what I mean!

Stacey said...

Where can I buy one of those keychains?

Philly said...

Is it edible paint? Just wondering.

#1

Suze said...

Good lord you made me laugh.

Catherinette Singleton said...

Wow, now that's showing some spirit! Screw the green beer!

Dr. Zaius said...

Does it double as a teabag?

vikkitikkitavi said...

Kirby stole my comment.

Distributorcap said...

dont throw water on them - they will melt

Micgar said...

Skyler's Dad's comments always get me!!