3/24/2009

Speaking Of Not Being Able To Find Things...

My standard (annoying) response anytime
someone is trying to find something is:

"Have you checked up your butt?"



Nine times out of ten that's
where they end up finding it.


12 comments:

Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

heretofore I've always left off the line "9x out of 10..." and I've always said "if [your car keys, or whatever is missing] was up you're butt, you'd know where they are!!"

I think I might like your version better.

Mnmom said...

Good answer!
I make my kids pay me $1 if I have to help them find things. Makes them think twice and they find it themselves. Price has gone up for the teens to $5. I'm a bad mom.

Suze said...

Car keys? Check!

Cora said...

I forgot what I was going to say after reading Mnmom's comment. GENIUS!!!! I am soooo inspired, you have no idea!

Gwen said...

I say the same thing!

Dr. Zaius said...

You must know a lot of Republicans.

Cormac Brown said...

Good gravy, man, the emergency room in your town must be three times as busy as any other.

Greta said...

I do the same stinkin thing! My boyfriend always asks where things are and I say, If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was. Sometimes he does find it rather annoying, I suppose. I think it's hilarious.

Distributorcap said...

i knew you hung around too many prison matrons

GETkristiLOVE said...

What no video of this? I'm highly disappointed.

Madam Z said...

I only say that about things smaller than roto-tiller.

Anonymous said...

My kids here "If it were up your ass you'd know" a lot!! Or I tell them to "stop looking like a man"...
men can't find anything!