Those of you who follow the yearly blogging awards like I do (the red carpets arrival shows on E! are my favorites!) know that this blog recently walked away with two Drysdale Awards. The first was for Most Baby Pictures. They might as well engrave my name on next year's trophy for this fucker, because I plan on posting a shitload of baby pictures in the following year in order to retain my title.
My other award was for Ugliest Blog. This one made me sad. You know, you shouldn't judge a blog based on physical appearance. It's what's on the inside that counts (in my case, toilets and snot). I mean, each blog is special in it's own way. Even though my blog is the aesthetic equivalent of this guy doesn't mean it has nothing to offer. You wait and see, once this blog gets older and matures - maybe bulks up a little and loses the acne - it is going to be linked to ALL the prettiest blogs.
So, in the meantime I recommend drinking large quantities of alcohol before visiting here. It helps induce a phenomenon know as "blog-goggles" and will make looking at it a lot easier on the eyes.