If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
11/30/2007
@#$*! Computer!...
God, would this make me feel good!
Sorry about my absence. There are catastrophic issues happening with my computer right now.
I feel all tense and I have a killer headache.
Maybe we should just go back to slide rules and the abacus.
Eat shit, Mr. Gates!
10 comments:
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And I thought it was just my computer that sucked. Sorry Chris! (although, I must admit it's comforting not being the only one. I'm rather shallow that way.).
oooh, that is High Art, there Chris!! I wonder if someone can animate the flames to add to th' effect!!
It's Pirate Friday anyway, so sit back and have a beer-- it's a bit like communion, a reminder of the beer volcanoes that we'll get in heaven. Sumthin' like that-- I'll work out some theology about it.
Jen is a wise woman. Last year at this time I had fantasies about throwing my computer through our large plate glass window. Thankfully, Santa knew I was at my wit's end and got me my fabulous MacBook. Life is so much better.
I have a PC and haven't had too many issues, but I think sometimes its just the individual PC that can have problems. I like both, but use PCs mostly. Seems most bloggers have Macs. Who knows?
I am a mac convert and I was a pc guru when PC's were just babies... Sadly, I know I still *have* to have a pc around for those strange times mac is invisibile to someone.
10 comments:
And I thought it was just my computer that sucked. Sorry Chris! (although, I must admit it's comforting not being the only one. I'm rather shallow that way.).
oooh, that is High Art, there Chris!! I wonder if someone can animate the flames to add to th' effect!!
It's Pirate Friday anyway, so sit back and have a beer-- it's a bit like communion, a reminder of the beer volcanoes that we'll get in heaven. Sumthin' like that-- I'll work out some theology about it.
Chris..
I have the answer for you
are you ready?
one word
MAC
and all your problems
will fade away
- you're welcome
I would never, ever, ever torch my computer. Never. I have a shotgun.
Doc
the abacus was invented in China -- it is probably poisonous so please stay away from it Chris
Jen is a wise woman. Last year at this time I had fantasies about throwing my computer through our large plate glass window. Thankfully, Santa knew I was at my wit's end and got me my fabulous MacBook. Life is so much better.
Damn, I can relate!
I have a PC and haven't had too many issues, but I think sometimes its just the individual PC that can have problems. I like both, but use PCs mostly. Seems most bloggers have Macs. Who knows?
I am a mac convert and I was a pc guru when PC's were just babies... Sadly, I know I still *have* to have a pc around for those strange times mac is invisibile to someone.
I LOVE my computer! Especially when I put the mouse on "vibrate..."
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