11/26/2007

And We're Back...

I was going to make a joke about the large volume of penis enlargement e-mails in my inbox when I got home, but I figured, at this point, that's about as passé as a Lewinsky/cigar joke or a joke about how they really scrimp on airplane peanuts.

4 comments:

Cooper Green said...

That's pretty impressive progress for subject "D". I just hope they don't use the Michael Jackson's Nose Process, or his business end will be flaking off at inconvenient times. Also, I note there's no Girth-O-Meter. You probably have to pay extra for that.

Hot Lemon said...

I never got THAT graph in my spam email.

Tho' I feel a lil' bit sorry for the dude with the grey-tan donger. I mean, that just looks unhealthy from here, and prolly would look WORSE at X-treme close up.

(oh, and when I say "X-treme" I don't mean the "X" as in "X-mas" which is a symbol for Christ. I don't mean "Christ-treme", because that wouldn't make sense. That's why I suggested we start spelling "X-mas" with a labarum so it's "☧-mas" and none of us will get confused and "x" can be applied in a sexual connotation, though technically all X-rated films [as opposed to "☧-rated" films, of which Gibson's movie is the only one I can think of] are now rated NC-17, but i think you get the idea, right??)

SkylersDad said...

My luck is if I tried that product it would only get wider, not longer. After several weeks it would look similar to a hockey puck.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Holy shit, you mean they scrimp on airline peanuts?