11/05/2007

You Know What Really Reeks?...

Turtle Piss

So, like, if someone walks up to you carrying a cup
of some unknown liquid and is like
"Hey, do you want to smell this?",
make sure it isn't turtle piss before you do.
Trust me. You'll thank me later.

13 comments:

cooper green said...

You would think anything that leaves reeky deposits would have been designed to move away from them faster than a turtle. Maybe they have a lousy sense of smell as well.

Skylers Dad said...

Are we talking pet store Turtle or Galapagos monster turtle here?

Because volume must be factored into the equation.

Hot Lemon said...

Dude, I'm thankin' y'all already. Invaluable advice.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Really? When someone asks you to smell something you typically listen?

Distributorcap said...

i here Lynne Cheney is an aficianado of it

cheer34 said...

why do you know this?

Micgar said...

How did you come to find out this important tidbit?

Micgar said...

How did you come to find out this important tidbit?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Stop, you're killin' me! I mean it. I laughed so hard I started coughing.

Tenacious S said...

We have a tortoise and it really doesn't smell that bad. Not like I stuck my nose real close or anything. Just sayin'.

Jen said...

good to know

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

It is my habit to frown and say "No! Baaad!" whenever anyone asks me to smell any unidentified substance. I may even shake a can of pennies at them to discourage this behavior in the future.

Mnmom said...

But not so much dead skunk struck on a nearby highway. Anyone else think that smells vaguely of pencil erasers?