11/30/2007

@#$*! Computer!...

God, would this make me feel good!

Sorry about my absence. There are catastrophic issues
happening with my computer right now.

I feel all tense and I have a killer headache.

Maybe we should just go back to
slide rules and the abacus.

Eat shit, Mr. Gates!

10 comments:

Dick Small said...

And I thought it was just my computer that sucked. Sorry Chris! (although, I must admit it's comforting not being the only one. I'm rather shallow that way.).

Hot Lemon said...

oooh, that is High Art, there Chris!! I wonder if someone can animate the flames to add to th' effect!!

It's Pirate Friday anyway, so sit back and have a beer-- it's a bit like communion, a reminder of the beer volcanoes that we'll get in heaven. Sumthin' like that-- I'll work out some theology about it.

Jen said...

Chris..
I have the answer for you

are you ready?


one word

MAC

and all your problems
will fade away


- you're welcome

Doc said...

I would never, ever, ever torch my computer. Never. I have a shotgun.

Doc

Distributorcap said...

the abacus was invented in China -- it is probably poisonous so please stay away from it Chris

Tenacious S said...

Jen is a wise woman. Last year at this time I had fantasies about throwing my computer through our large plate glass window. Thankfully, Santa knew I was at my wit's end and got me my fabulous MacBook. Life is so much better.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Damn, I can relate!

Micgar said...

I have a PC and haven't had too many issues, but I think sometimes its just the individual PC that can have problems. I like both, but use PCs mostly. Seems most bloggers have Macs. Who knows?

'Bubbles' said...

I am a mac convert and I was a pc guru when PC's were just babies... Sadly, I know I still *have* to have a pc around for those strange times mac is invisibile to someone.

Madam Z said...

I LOVE my computer! Especially when I put the mouse on "vibrate..."