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11/05/2007
You Know What Really Reeks?...
Turtle Piss
So, like, if someone walks up to you carrying a cup of some unknown liquid and is like "Hey, do you want to smell this?", make sure it isn't turtle piss before you do. Trust me. You'll thank me later.
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You would think anything that leaves reeky deposits would have been designed to move away from them faster than a turtle. Maybe they have a lousy sense of smell as well.
It is my habit to frown and say "No! Baaad!" whenever anyone asks me to smell any unidentified substance. I may even shake a can of pennies at them to discourage this behavior in the future.
Turtle Piss
13 comments:
You would think anything that leaves reeky deposits would have been designed to move away from them faster than a turtle. Maybe they have a lousy sense of smell as well.
Are we talking pet store Turtle or Galapagos monster turtle here?
Because volume must be factored into the equation.
Dude, I'm thankin' y'all already. Invaluable advice.
Really? When someone asks you to smell something you typically listen?
i here Lynne Cheney is an aficianado of it
why do you know this?
How did you come to find out this important tidbit?
How did you come to find out this important tidbit?
Stop, you're killin' me! I mean it. I laughed so hard I started coughing.
We have a tortoise and it really doesn't smell that bad. Not like I stuck my nose real close or anything. Just sayin'.
good to know
It is my habit to frown and say "No! Baaad!" whenever anyone asks me to smell any unidentified substance. I may even shake a can of pennies at them to discourage this behavior in the future.
But not so much dead skunk struck on a nearby highway. Anyone else think that smells vaguely of pencil erasers?
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