That's pretty impressive progress for subject "D". I just hope they don't use the Michael Jackson's Nose Process, or his business end will be flaking off at inconvenient times. Also, I note there's no Girth-O-Meter. You probably have to pay extra for that.
Tho' I feel a lil' bit sorry for the dude with the grey-tan donger. I mean, that just looks unhealthy from here, and prolly would look WORSE at X-treme close up.
(oh, and when I say "X-treme" I don't mean the "X" as in "X-mas" which is a symbol for Christ. I don't mean "Christ-treme", because that wouldn't make sense. That's why I suggested we start spelling "X-mas" with a labarum so it's "☧-mas" and none of us will get confused and "x" can be applied in a sexual connotation, though technically all X-rated films [as opposed to "☧-rated" films, of which Gibson's movie is the only one I can think of] are now rated NC-17, but i think you get the idea, right??)
I was going to make a joke about the large volume of penis enlargement e-mails in my inbox when I got home, but I figured, at this point, that's about as passé as a Lewinsky/cigar joke or a joke about how they really scrimp on airplane peanuts.
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That's pretty impressive progress for subject "D". I just hope they don't use the Michael Jackson's Nose Process, or his business end will be flaking off at inconvenient times. Also, I note there's no Girth-O-Meter. You probably have to pay extra for that.
I never got THAT graph in my spam email.
Tho' I feel a lil' bit sorry for the dude with the grey-tan donger. I mean, that just looks unhealthy from here, and prolly would look WORSE at X-treme close up.
(oh, and when I say "X-treme" I don't mean the "X" as in "X-mas" which is a symbol for Christ. I don't mean "Christ-treme", because that wouldn't make sense. That's why I suggested we start spelling "X-mas" with a labarum so it's "☧-mas" and none of us will get confused and "x" can be applied in a sexual connotation, though technically all X-rated films [as opposed to "☧-rated" films, of which Gibson's movie is the only one I can think of] are now rated NC-17, but i think you get the idea, right??)
My luck is if I tried that product it would only get wider, not longer. After several weeks it would look similar to a hockey puck.
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