9/29/2009
This Monkey Is My New Hero...
I randomly Googled monkey fart just now and found this. I'd never seen it before. I love how matter-of-fact the monkey is about it. He walks up, does his business, and gets out. I'm sure I did the same sort of thing more than once to my little brother when we were growing up. I know for a fact that he used to do it to me.
9/26/2009
9/25/2009
A Movie Moment That's Always Bugged Me...
- Right from the start, it's obvious Billy is taking advantage of Ernie's low self-esteem. Ernie, with his many urinary problems, clearly has very few friends and will do anything to win Billy over, even something as embarrassing as calling his teacher. Ernie obliges without argument.
- Billy prompts Ernie to ask a series of unseemly questions regarding Ms. Vaughn's "status" (Does she have a boyfriend, Does she like anyone in class more than a friend, etc.). Ernie does so flawlessly, in my opinion.
- Billy then tries to push the limits of what is appropriate by telling Ernie to ask her if she'd ever consider dating anyone from class. When Ernie objects, Billy screams, "Just DO IT!" Again, Ernie does as he is instructed.
- As she starts to answer, Billy then gets on another phone to listen for himself. When it becomes clear that Ms. Vaughn has mistaken Ernie's questions as an indication that he (not Billy) has a crush on her, Ernie gets right to the point and asks her about Billy. When her response is not the desired one, Billy chimes in using a high-pitched voice that is supposed to imitate Ernie (but sounds nothing like him) and says something impulsive. His comment raises suspicion and he is forced to abort the mission and hang up abruptly. He then berates poor Ernie, yelling, "You BLEW IT!"
If you want to judge for yourself, the scene is HERE.
Edited to add: I guess Billy does make up for it somewhat with the fake pants-wetting bit.
9/22/2009
A Documentary Double-Feature: Style Wars And POPaganda: The Art & Crimes Of Ron English...

After watching these I noticed the similarities between what they were doing and what I'm doing with the blog. Granted, I'm not really risking much (other than a little dignity) and I'm not being as in-your-face about it as a graffiti artist, but I can relate to the desire to have people look at what you're doing. I have to admit, I get a kick out of looking at the StatCounter thing and seeing people from all over the globe finding my blog by searching for "Sandy Duncan's Glass Eye" or the "G0-Go Gophers". Also, like graffiti art, there is no guarantee that someone who sees my blog won't be offended, which I like.
Style Wars website (very cool!)
POPaganda website
Everyone Get Out Their Copy Of "The Boys Are Out Tonight"...

Chachi turns 48 today!
Also, while you're at it, if you could leave a short synopsis of what you've been writing on your blogs the last few days in the comments, I'd appreciate it. I have like 7 million posts waiting for me after being away and it could save me some time (I read bad).
Labels:
bob loblaw,
people who joanie loves,
willie aames,
zapped
9/18/2009
Playing Cards...

To those people I'd like to say: suck my genitals.
That's right. I'm playing the "suck my genitals" card - the card that trumps whatever weak-ass shit you have in your hands.
9/15/2009
9/14/2009
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together...
As you know, I love documentaries and I love making slideshows set to music. Here is a slideshow that features 240 documentaries I've seen since I started subscribing to Netflix at the end of 2004. They are in the order in which I watched them. I realize a few of the films (such as Incident At Loch Ness or The Five Obstructions) may stretch the bounds of what is considered a documentary. The music is an untitled instrumental by the band Neutral Milk Hotel off a rock-solid album I've been listening to a lot lately called In The Aeroplane Over The Sea. Check it out.
Documentary Film Of The Day: Plagues & Pleasures On The Salton Sea...

Netflix it HERE
Film's website HERE
9/12/2009
Michael Jeffrey Jordan...
Growing up a fan of Chicago sports was rough. It was a series of heartbreaks and let-downs (with the lone exception of the '85 Bears). Usually, people would start saying "Wait 'til next year" early on in the season, no matter what the sport. Then came Michael Jordan. Now, I am not one to make heroes out of athletes, but goddamn was he fun to watch. I was a freshman in college when the Bulls dynasty began. It was so nice to follow a dominant team after witnessing so much failure. In honor of Michael Jordan's induction into the Hall Of Fame, I'm posting a few videos. If you're from Cleveland, Portland, Phoenix, New York, or Utah, I don't blame you for not watching.
1990 vs. Cleveland Cavaliers (69 points)
1992 vs. Portland Trailblazers (the one with all the three-pointers)
1993 vs. Phoenix Suns
1995 vs. New York Knicks (55 points in comeback)
1997 vs. Utah Jazz (the flu game)
1998 vs. Utah Jazz
1990 vs. Cleveland Cavaliers (69 points)
1992 vs. Portland Trailblazers (the one with all the three-pointers)
1993 vs. Phoenix Suns
1995 vs. New York Knicks (55 points in comeback)
1997 vs. Utah Jazz (the flu game)
1998 vs. Utah Jazz
9/10/2009
Weight Loss Success (Sort Of)...
As I mentioned in a recent post, I decided it was time to get off my ass and dedicate myself to getting in better shape. So, for the last four weeks I have been faithful to a regimen that includes:
Now, if only I could drop some of this nipple weight...
- An uphill bike ride of about two miles to the local sled hill.
- Once there, I walk the bike uphill about 100 yards to the start of the stairs.
- After some stretching, I proceed to climb the 462 steps to the top at a brisk pace.
- Once at the top, I get a drink of water, stretch a little more, and then jog down the steps.
- I repeat this climb as many times as I am able that particular day. The first day I did it, I was barely able to make it up once without stopping. Now, I usually climb it 3-4 times. My personal best is 5.
- Then I do a slightly longer ride home.
Now, if only I could drop some of this nipple weight...

9/08/2009
I Know I Say This Every Time, But There Is Nothing At All Funny About This Post...
As you know, a lot of my videos feature me reenacting random crap I've heard over and over again. Some of my past work includes:
Here is my impression. Since the voice-over guy is never shown on camera, the hair is my best approximation. To save you some time, it's only the first four words:
- John Goodman doing the "You just got your asses whipped..." scene from Revenge Of The Nerds.
- James Van Der Beek doing the "I don't want your life" scene from Varsity Blues.
- An ad for the Northwest Michigan Fair that most of you have probably never seen.
Here is my impression. Since the voice-over guy is never shown on camera, the hair is my best approximation. To save you some time, it's only the first four words:
9/07/2009
Happy Labor Day, Comrades!...
Solidarity Forever - Pete Seeger
Ludlow Massacre - Woody Guthrie
There Is Power In A Union - Billy Bragg
9/04/2009
I Never Realized Until Just Now...
Blazing Saddles was the same guy who played...

of The Big Lebowski.
The actor's name is David Huddleston and he
was also the grandpa on The Wonder Years.
9/03/2009
That Guy Is Laughing Again!...
I know I do a lot of posts about laughter, but it's one of my favorite things in life, so I may bring it up from time to time. I was on the phone with my sister today. I know from experience that she can crack my shit up fairly easily, so I had my camera handy because I wanted to try something. I tried a few effects in this video just to see what it would look and sound like. So, if you haven't had a good laugh today, feel free to share a few of mine.
9/02/2009
9/01/2009
Proof That I'm Not Made Of Stone...
In order to set the groundwork for my latest video, I must first revisit two posts from my archives. The first was from June of 2006 - my very first month of blogging. I did a post about three movies that make me cry. One of those movies was a film called Rudy. It's the story of a Hobbit that overcomes great odds to play football for Notre Dame. It doesn't matter if I only catch the last ten minutes of the fucking thing. I will tear up without fail.
The other post is a video I made of myself pretending to cry. It doesn't need any further explanation. I only mention it to provide some contrast.
The other day I caught the tail-end of Rudy. Thanks to the fact that I now have several continuously-rolling cameras throughout my house (because you never know when something hilarious will happen), I was able to capture something none of my other videos have - a moment of poignancy. Most of you probably thought there was no way I could embarrass myself any more than I already have. Pffft. Ye of little faith...
The other post is a video I made of myself pretending to cry. It doesn't need any further explanation. I only mention it to provide some contrast.
The other day I caught the tail-end of Rudy. Thanks to the fact that I now have several continuously-rolling cameras throughout my house (because you never know when something hilarious will happen), I was able to capture something none of my other videos have - a moment of poignancy. Most of you probably thought there was no way I could embarrass myself any more than I already have. Pffft. Ye of little faith...
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