9/03/2009

You Better Watch Your Step...

Mother Angelica told me
she's got a knuckle sandwich (with mayo)
and it's got your name on it.

10 comments:

westchesterdead said...

I find that the addition of mayo makes the knuckle sandwich punch hurt twice as much as it slides across your face. And believe me, nuns can HIT. Ask Sister Madonna - she spanked my ass when I was in first grade.

Dr Zibbs said...

Nice bling.
And on a religious note, check out my Father Kelly updates.

http://twitter.com/FatherKelly

SkylersDad said...

Is that some sort of little bell she is wearing? Like ringing for Jesus or something?

Yeah, I am the driver on the rocket sled to hell...

Jennifer and Sandi said...

She scares ME!




- Jennifer

Mnmom said...

I'll bet she does, I'll just bet she does. Wax my liberal ASS she would.

Jay Ferris said...

Is anyone else strangely turned on by this picture?

Pyzahn said...

Yikes. I grew up with a Sister Theona, the school principal. Rumor had it she used a wooden paddle with holes drilled in it so she could get more aerodynamics in her swing.

Bill Stankus said...

I did my time, grades 5 through 8. Oh yeah, I know nuns.

Doc said...

Can I have mine with mustard, because I've been a very bad boy.

Doc

westchesterdead said...

I got into a big fight with Sister Beatta, our grammar school principal, over what came first - thunder or lightning. She was telling me that thunder came before lightning and I was telling her that lightning created the thunderclap. It got to the point that I was gonna get a beating, so I backed down and gave her what she wanted - incorrect science.