9/18/2009

Playing Cards...

I'm heading to Chicago for a bachelor party this weekend, so I won't be around for a few days. Before I go, though, I want to talk about a phrase that has become commonplace in our contemporary discourse, especially when it comes to politics. Whenever someone brings up a sensitive subject to support their own claims or dispute someone else's, odds are some asshole in the media will report that they have "Played the _____ card." (the "race" card, the "fear" card, etc.)

To those people I'd like to say: suck my genitals.

That's right. I'm playing the "suck my genitals" card - the card that trumps whatever weak-ass shit you have in your hands.

15 comments:

Doc said...

That "trumps" anything I could add.

Doc

Cooper Green said...

That would be the WMD card.

Prunella Jones said...

It probably trumps the Eat a Bowl of Dicks card too, but just barely.

That is the coolest taxidermied art I have ever seen.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

♣ YAHTZEE! ♣



Have a great weekend!
- Jennifer

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Well said.

Since that Urban Dictionary stuff yesterday, I've decided the most vile thing I could say would be, "Suck my assmustard!" I mean what could you SAY to that?

Happy Bachelor party. May no stripper pee on you.

Son of a Thomas said...

Consider that STOLEN.

Jay Ferris said...

I fold.

Micgar said...

I hate that...people are always using that when someone has a legit beef-"now they're playin' the race card!" Fuck them! And yes I will tell them to play the SMG card!

Mnmom said...

GIN!

I hate that too.

SkylersDad said...

I got nothing to add except be safe on your party weekend!

Dale said...

I'll see your genitals and raise you ... never mind. I'm laughing, that's all I'm doing.

~E said...

One hot tip for Bachelor Party Fun...

Say no when a stripper named Sweet Sally offers you a Back Alley Special on a two for one deal.

Trust me on this.

~The Buxom Wench

Cora said...

I'm playing the Laughing My Ass Off card.

Now. Go. Go party.

joe said...

I love that picture. They're so damn cute.

Suze said...

You win.