You never know what you're gonna find* hiding in and amongst it.And I don't want to hear a bunch of shit now about how it isn't the broccoli's fault and that broccoli is the greatest food ever and that you want to have sex with broccoli and raise a three or four half-broccoli/half-human children and send them to regular school during the week and broccoli school on Saturday so they can learn about their proud broccoli heritage.
Broccoli sucks and that's all there is to it. You know it and I know it. The days of denial are over.
*Article courtesy of Mr. Stankus.
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See, I knew you'd know how to prepare this dish.
"Amy Freshwater, a spokeswoman for the chain, said in an e-mailed statement the company is trying to determine what happened."Clearly, the snake immortals had a showdown in the broccoli patch. Since it couldn't have been Holy Ground, that's further proof that broccoli is evil.
Whatever. Broccoli is good.
No, no, noooooo. I would never have sex with broccoli. Who's the fat mouth who told you that?! Was it the spinach? Don't listen to the spinach. Ever. The spinach is just jealous of the cucumber.
"Has no plans to sue" is code for "as soon as I find a shark-like lawyer, I will own Applebees"
Call me a member of the broccoli-lovin-subculture. And I have the right to legally marry.
Aw, say it ain't so....not like broccoli? We're going to have to break up Some Guy....unless you really are a billionaire and own Target...then I'll forgive you.
but.......but.......I love broccoli.......seriously......
Boiled broccoli with cheese on top and snake head on the side!
Mmm! Delicious!(add some fried cockroaches and it will be a five star plate)
I only eat broccoli because it it supposed to be soooo good for me. Kinda like eating some stuff is soooo nice.
Did I just type that?
But I want to like my broccoli! You need a NEW attitude buster and STAT. Now go eat your vegetables!
Have a SUPER weekend!
- Jennifer
dont eat trees, bad for the environment
i don't like it either. every time it's a force feeding. and cauliflower? cauliflower can suck it.
I owe Someguy a big apology. I misread the labels at the bottom of the article. I've had the wrong impression of "Someguy" until I re read the blog today.
I misread the tag "Labels: fussy eaters unite"
Swapped out just one letter and it became very risque.
Sorry about that Someguy, I now see that you said "fussy". Not something else. :)
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