5/11/2009

As Long As There's A Mother's Day...

...shouldn't there also be a "Motherfucker's Day"?

I think we need to set aside one day
each year to celebrate the people in our lives
who make us grateful we aren't them.

16 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Great point.

Pyzahn said...

Thank you sooooo much for this!!!

I was watching Cheney continue his reign of stupidity on some talk show and thinking why hasn't he crawled back under the rock.

He is the patron saint for MF Day. The poster boy. The guy whose picture is in the dictionary next to the definition of MF.

Mnmom said...

Good idea. What would we give the MF's in our lives? Dead rats in boxes?

Doc said...

Boy have I got a few suggestions for this!

Pirates (not the Johnny Depp ones), terrorists, swine-hearted CEO's, crooked politicians, nazis, the list goes on and on.

These fuckers should be flogged, tattooed, and then molested by Micheal Jackson while listening to "Beat It" over and over again. After that, they will have to sort mismatched socks for the rest of their lives. You just pick a day and we can start celebrating "Motherfucker's Day" in style.

Doc

Dale said...

Did you see Timberlake and Samberg on SNL this past weekend? Check out their digital short 'Motherlover'.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Wow, that is a GOOD IDEA!!!

Happy Monday!

- Jennifer

Cora said...

AMEN!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

That is THE best idea I've heard all da....YEAR!

bubbles said...

I think that Cheney is the devil himself. That is, of course, if I knew there was such a thing.

Anonymous said...

If I was a homo, I'd fuck him up the arse myself.

Micgar said...

If anyone is a MFer it is Cheney!!

~E said...

I can't believe nobody has posted a "father's day" joke yet.

Well, Im not gonna do it!

Brad said...

oh I agree 100%

vikkitikkitavi said...

"shouldn't there also be a 'Motherfucker's Day'?"

Yeah, it's called Father's Day.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Dang, someone beat me to the joke.

Emmanuel said...

Lol! Nice one Chris!