5/29/2009

Q-Tip: A Day In The Life...



There is a fuck-up (beside the fact that I made this ridiculous video at all). See if you can find it.

14 comments:

Morgan the Muse said...

Well, I thought you switched ears, but I was wrong. And I am not watching it again to analyze it.

God said...

The fuck up? That particular episode of Jeopardy aired three years ago! You think you can sneak by two consecutively-correctly-answered questions by your devout readers?

Also, someone (not me) would argue that your toilet paper goes 'over' instead of 'under', which is a serious criminal offense in the states of Delaware, Ohio, and Florida. Other states are more lax in their laws, and not often are people charged with the offense. I disagree with these laws, and choose to live in Canada where we're more liberal with our toilet paper policies.

Or .... you had the q-tip in the wrong ear when you were brushing your teeth. God sees all.

Did you now you're not supposed to put those in your ears? Seriously! It says so right on the box! I recommend tampons instead, more absorbent and if they get lost, you just reach for the string.

Sometimes I use a bobby pin. The little loop makes a perfect scoop for my man-sized ear-porcupines. They're also more environmentally friendly, we all know saving a cotton tree is of vital global importance.

In all seriousness, fuck you crack me up dude.

Fancy Schmancy said...

It's definitely the left ear right ear thing, or maybe you singing about waving your dick in the wind, I'm not sure.

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Cora said...

Ahhh, A Day In The Life Of A MAGICAL Q-Tip which switches from ear to ear.

The question is HOW did it switch like that? What, did it burrow right through your skull and pop out the other side?! You might wanna see a doctor about that.

Doc said...

It moved to the left ear for the litterbox scene because it had to or it wouldn't have been seen, and was in the right ear the rest of the time.

Doc

SkylersDad said...

I think the fuckup was that while little children in India don't get enough toothpaste, you use way too much.

Jay Ferris said...

Is it that you forgot to lick the q-tip before sticking it in your ear? Surely I can't be the only person that does that?

Micgar said...

Its the right ear to left ear thing...and the fact you didn't sniff the wax-(its gross don't do it!)

BeckEye said...

God is wrong. Toilet paper should always go over.

Doc said...

I made it a point to show this to friends and it was an enormous hit! Everyone laughed long, hard, and repeatedly!!!

Doc

Laura Roslin said...

The F-up? You didn't eat the entire day!

Seriously, I had tears running down my cheeks the entire time.

I owe you for making me laugh!

dguzman said...

You're not supposed to stick those QTips into your ear canal, sir--says so right on the box!

dguzman said...

Oh man, just went back and saw that God told you the same thing. Now I'm reconsidering, especially because EVERYONE knows that OVER is way better than UNDER. Under is just WRONG.