You never know what you're gonna find* hiding in and amongst it.
And I don't want to hear a bunch of shit now about how it isn't the broccoli's fault and that broccoli is the greatest food ever and that you want to have sex with broccoli and raise a three or four half-broccoli/half-human children and send them to regular school during the week and broccoli school on Saturday so they can learn about their proud broccoli heritage.
Broccoli sucks and that's all there is to it. You know it and I know it. The days of denial are over.
*Article courtesy of Mr. Stankus.