5/07/2009

Now You Know Why I Don't Touch The Stuff...

You never know what you're gonna find* hiding in and amongst it.

And I don't want to hear a bunch of shit now about how it isn't the broccoli's fault and that broccoli is the greatest food ever and that you want to have sex with broccoli and raise a three or four half-broccoli/half-human children and send them to regular school during the week and broccoli school on Saturday so they can learn about their proud broccoli heritage.

Broccoli sucks and that's all there is to it. You know it and I know it. The days of denial are over.


*Article courtesy of Mr. Stankus.

17 comments:

Bill Stankus said...

See, I knew you'd know how to prepare this dish.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

"Amy Freshwater, a spokeswoman for the chain, said in an e-mailed statement the company is trying to determine what happened."Clearly, the snake immortals had a showdown in the broccoli patch. Since it couldn't have been Holy Ground, that's further proof that broccoli is evil.

red said...

Whatever. Broccoli is good.

Cora said...

No, no, noooooo. I would never have sex with broccoli. Who's the fat mouth who told you that?! Was it the spinach? Don't listen to the spinach. Ever. The spinach is just jealous of the cucumber.

SkylersDad said...

"Has no plans to sue" is code for "as soon as I find a shark-like lawyer, I will own Applebees"

Mnmom said...

Call me a member of the broccoli-lovin-subculture. And I have the right to legally marry.

Poobomber said...

Stop makin' shirts about me, I'll fuck you up!

Gwen said...

I would have never pegged you as a fussy eater but then again, you pegged me as a broccoli fucker so I suppose we still have some learnin' about each other to do.

Suze said...

Aw, say it ain't so....not like broccoli? We're going to have to break up Some Guy....unless you really are a billionaire and own Target...then I'll forgive you.

teri said...

but.......but.......I love broccoli.......seriously......

raf said...

Boiled broccoli with cheese on top and snake head on the side!
Mmm! Delicious!(add some fried cockroaches and it will be a five star plate)

bubbles said...

I only eat broccoli because it it supposed to be soooo good for me. Kinda like eating some stuff is soooo nice.

Did I just type that?

Jennifer and Sandi said...

But I want to like my broccoli! You need a NEW attitude buster and STAT. Now go eat your vegetables!

Have a SUPER weekend!

- Jennifer

Greta said...

A fuckin snakes head!!?

There's even a fuckin picture!

That is so disgusting.

Distributorcap said...

dont eat trees, bad for the environment

anne altman said...

i don't like it either. every time it's a force feeding. and cauliflower? cauliflower can suck it.

Laura Roslin said...

I owe Someguy a big apology. I misread the labels at the bottom of the article. I've had the wrong impression of "Someguy" until I re read the blog today.

I misread the tag "Labels: fussy eaters unite"

Swapped out just one letter and it became very risque.

Sorry about that Someguy, I now see that you said "fussy". Not something else. :)