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5/25/2009
Liquid Smoke...
I want to know when someone's going to develop Solid Smoke. You know, smoke you can really sink your teeth into. Smoke you can slice up and put on a sandwich.
The family of one of my college roommates sent her a bottle of Liquid Smoke in one of their care packages. But the bottle broke and soaked all the clothes, books, food, etc. in the box. She smelled like Liquid Smoke for ever after. She never could get the smell to go away.
Now, you'd think that this would have enabled the attraction of the opposite sex. Sadly, it had the reverse effect.
I want to know when someone's going to develop Solid Smoke.
8 comments:
This sounds like something I could indulge in at work and not get into trouble for.
Is it carcinogenic though?
I'm pretty sure my husband would eat that.
He'd smoke our salads if he could. Wait...that sounds off...
i am thinking a song -- smoke on the water -- that would make a good song
if you try to inhale it, will you start coughing? Maybe you should filter it first...
I am more of a purist, I hang meat on my clothes and stand around a campfire.
Ugh, just the sight of that bottle makes me queasy. Liquid smoke is nasty stuff.
The family of one of my college roommates sent her a bottle of Liquid Smoke in one of their care packages. But the bottle broke and soaked all the clothes, books, food, etc. in the box. She smelled like Liquid Smoke for ever after. She never could get the smell to go away.
Now, you'd think that this would have enabled the attraction of the opposite sex. Sadly, it had the reverse effect.
Can I pre-order a case?
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