5/26/2009

He's Berry Clever...

According to this little blurb on IMDb.com today, actress Halle Berry has, in the past, used the intronets to meet people and have "normal" conversations without revealing her true identity. She explains, "I never went so far as a date. But I've gone online and pretended to be someone else, in an attempt to have some anonymity."

After reading this, despite the fact that "his" conversations are primarily abnormal, I have come to the conclusion that still-anonymous That Blue Yak author, Dr. Zibbs, is actually none other than Charlotte Rae, television's Edna Garrett.

Until I have photographic evidence to the contrary, what else am I supposed to believe?

14 comments:

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

My God, I ought to spend more time chatting online, this could be my chance! Halle Berry is my affair exception: should the opportunity arise, I'm allowed to shag her. The missus has claimed David Tennant.

Morgan the Muse said...

think that you are absolutely right, there.

and, I agree with the Imaginary Reviewer's wife. I would.

Lostinspace said...

Hmm, I go online anonymously, but never to be normal. Such is the price of fame.

Gwen said...

I'd never thought of this but I bet you're right! It makes that photo of Zibbs that I surreptitiously obtained even more troublesome.

Whiskeymarie said...

Hmmm...
I would have guessed Betty White.
Or Sinbad.

One of the two, anyways.

SkylersDad said...

Oh my god, it all is so clear now! Thanks for opening my eyes Chris!

Dr Zibbs said...

YOU DICK!! You said you wouldn't tell anyone!

That's it. I'm outing you. Ladies and gentleman, Chris is no other than.......

Fred Gwynn.

Dr Zibbs said...

...wait a minute. Fred died years ago!! You liar!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Ms. Rae likes to be gang banged I hear.

Mnmom said...

You are SO right! I just knew there was something "off" about that "woman"

catherinette said...

This is something that I have suspected for quite some time.

You are a genius for bringing this to the public.

Jay Ferris said...

So all those people that claimed to 14 year old boys might have in fact been Halle Berry? What a rip!

Fancy Schmancy said...

I've never seen them in the same place at the same time...

Cormac Brown said...

Well, Chris, you take the good, you take the bad...