5/15/2009

Cliffhanger!...

It's season finale season right now on the old televisual machine -- that time of year when all of your favorite programs drum up some sort of suspense to ensure that you'll tune in again come fall to see who shot who or who slept with who or whose penis-removal surgery got botched (Spoiler Alert! It's Jim Belushi of According To Jim. Can anyone say "Emmy contender"?).

Since there's never been a bandwagon I haven't jumped on, allow me to present my blog's season finale. All will be revealed in September. Now, let the wild speculation begin!

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23 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

You lunatic! :) Well I'm already contemplating suicide at having to wait a year for the next installment of that. What did you see to produce that horrified expression and was it Rosie O'Donnell naked brandishing a carrot? Awesome.

Anonymous said...

J says-

That would be little miss megan trying to get Chris to eat a carrot of broccoli.

BeckEye said...

Wait. Didn't you get voted off the show a couple of weeks ago?

Mnmom said...

You are TOO MUCH!!!! Ever tried to suppress hysterical laughter at work???

teri said...

It was Megan with the steak knife.

I knew she would do it sooner or later.

God said...

Fuck you crack me up dude, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!


I'll be holding my breath for the outcome, please do make time go faster!

vikkitikkitavi said...

I smell an Emmy!

kirby said...

Spoiler Alert!

Grant Miller killed you in the library with the candlestick.

Dr Zibbs said...

You're such a goofball I can't stand it.

Dr Zibbs said...

That's for saying I have an inflated ego on Candy's blog.

Me?

Really?

Cora said...

Okay, you seriously crack me up!! I'm going back to watch that again. Hee hee hee.

Flannery Alden said...

Dick Cheney has emerged from an undisclosed location to hunt you down and shoot you in the face?



We're ROTFLMAOPMP over here!

Dale said...

Is it a razor? I can't wait to find out!

Kristine said...

Norman! Norman, why'd you put me in the basement, Norman!?

Riveting!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

you are so fricken cute!....

I'll be hanging on pins and needles till Sept.

LOL at Beckeye!
And Zibsy! Hee hee

Laura Roslin said...

How about a shower curtain scene next?

guido said...

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.

raf said...

Architect?You should be an actor!You'd win an oscar for sure!
Did a drunken Bush got lost and entered into your house showing off his penis?

Laura Roslin said...

After next season you jump the shark. Not!

SkylersDad said...

Perfect Chris, I just loved that!

Distributorcap said...

so YOU shot JR!

Falwless said...

You are too much. Okay, okay, fine, just enough.

GETkristiLOVE said...

More flying pig.