If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Miss janey has visited Semen Springs and Cuntina Heights. But who the hell would go to Moldhurst?
I have taken the Midnight Train to Crotchville. Whoo whooo!!(holding fist up in locomotive whistle pulling position)
No wonder I always get funny looks when I wear my "West Pissdale" High shirt. People are just confused about where it's at - thanks for clearing up the confusion.
Ha! Funniest post I've read today.
I hear Cuntina Heights gets quite damp much of the summer.
My fave is Licking, MO.
Miss Janey- Welcome! You're right. Moldhurst doesn't sound like a prime destination.
I have been to Dildo. Yes, I have.
According to wikipedia, my (real - yes I know, whodda thunk that I'm not really called pretty face?) name means 'a stupid person, a fool, a dunce'. Temporarily, my name according to wikipedia also meant an absolutely fabulous person...
Yeah, Franklin Iowa takes about 5 minutes to walk the whole thing.
Wow...portland isn't on that list huh? I could swear everytime I turn around I'm running into Portland Something.
i guess cuntina heights must be near blue balls
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