12/15/2008

The Lōc-Down...

I'm not sure if Tone Lōc has a new album in the works right now, but in case he does, I have some album title suggestions ready for him:
  • Lōc, Stōc, and Barrel
  • Lōc-ed And Loaded
  • Lōc Jaw
  • Caps Lōc
  • Automatic Door Lōcs
  • Lōc Ness Monster
  • Under Lōc And Key
  • In Lōcstep
  • Lip Lōc
  • Davy Jones Lōc-er
  • Lōcheed Martin
  • Cōc Blōc

11 comments:

Poobomber said...

BWAHAHA Caps Lōc!!!

Mnmom said...

How about Loc-d out?

SkylersDad said...

Nicely done Chris!

Cameron said...

He's so cool. So what if he mistook that guy in drag as a chick that one time? That's why you don't mess with the funky cold medina.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Thank goodness you think about this stuff so I don't have to.

~E said...

I'm not shitting you, the first two songs I heard in the car coming home from the Airport when I first moved to the good old USA was More than Words and Funky Cold Medina.

Totally set the tone for my whole American experience!

Cora said...

Heather Loc-lear?

Miss Alex said...

Livin La vida Loc - aaa

Cormac Brown said...

An excellent list and don't forget " Lōc-al Gyro."

pistols at dawn said...

I think he'd use all of these. After all, this is a man whose second album was "Cool Hand Loc."

Gwen said...

I'm late to the game but brought Lōc Down.