9/03/2009

You Better Watch Your Step...

Mother Angelica told me
she's got a knuckle sandwich (with mayo)
and it's got your name on it.

9 comments:

westchesterdead said...

I find that the addition of mayo makes the knuckle sandwich punch hurt twice as much as it slides across your face. And believe me, nuns can HIT. Ask Sister Madonna - she spanked my ass when I was in first grade.

Dr Zibbs said...

Nice bling.
And on a religious note, check out my Father Kelly updates.

http://twitter.com/FatherKelly

SkylersDad said...

Is that some sort of little bell she is wearing? Like ringing for Jesus or something?

Yeah, I am the driver on the rocket sled to hell...

Jennifer and Sandi said...

She scares ME!




- Jennifer

Jay Ferris said...

Is anyone else strangely turned on by this picture?

Pyzahn said...

Yikes. I grew up with a Sister Theona, the school principal. Rumor had it she used a wooden paddle with holes drilled in it so she could get more aerodynamics in her swing.

will said...

I did my time, grades 5 through 8. Oh yeah, I know nuns.

Doc said...

Can I have mine with mustard, because I've been a very bad boy.

Doc

westchesterdead said...

I got into a big fight with Sister Beatta, our grammar school principal, over what came first - thunder or lightning. She was telling me that thunder came before lightning and I was telling her that lightning created the thunderclap. It got to the point that I was gonna get a beating, so I backed down and gave her what she wanted - incorrect science.