So I got up today, took a shower, fed the cats, and was out the door headed for work. Turns out I was low on gas, so I went to the gas station to fill up. While I was there I decided to squeegee my windows, something I don't normally do. I was very careful not to leave any streaks. Let me tell you, they look really nice.Bwahahahahahahaha! April Fools, motherfuckers! I totally did NOT squeegee my windows and you all fell for it! SUCKERS! Damn, are you people gullible. Hook, line, and fucking sinker! All I did was spritz my windshield with a little fluid and ran the wipers.
17 comments:
I fall for that shit every time. I'm so damn gullible.
You sneaky trickster, you.
Geez-a-loo! And I was all excited there for a minute!!!!
I feel so foolish.
I HATE this day!! Hate it!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!
- Jennifer
I wasn't fooled, I knew that you never use a squeegee after that one incident that left you in a near coma for all those weeks...
You really had me going there for a minute...
HA! KIDDING!!! APRIL FOOLS!! I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU FOR ONE SECOND!! AHAHAHAH
Damn you! I'll get you for that. Just you wait.
Damn. I fell for it again.
I didn't fell for it..but if you would have written that a topless girl was cleaning them..probably I would have!
raf's on to you...
Whoah, dude! Like, I so TOTALLY did NOT see that comin'!!
You know, if you would have taken care of THAT in the privacy of your own home, then you wouldn't have spritz fluid on the windsheild.
Someday, your Hai Karate aftershave splashing is going to get you in trouble.
How could I be so stupid?
I'd like to think that I fell for this not because I'm an idiot who at a lot of paste as a child, but because of your rich, tautly hewn prose.
geez! You got me!
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