4/21/2009

Afflicted...

I know my posting/commenting has been lax lately. It might be due to the fact that I was recently diagnosed with Rollie Fingers, a rare neurological disorder which makes typing excruciatingly painful.

15 comments:

Lostinspace said...

You've gotta have rollie fingers to twirl that moustache!

BeckEye said...

"Rollie Fingers" makes it sound like your fingers are actually quite limber, and they just "roll" right off the keys as you type. So, I call bullshit.

Dr Zibbs said...

More like picky fingers..

(looking around)


Yeah - yeah - uh huh.

(holds up hand for high five)

Anyone? ...Anyone?...

(leaves in shame).

Kimmie said...

Whatevs! Get over to my blog and tell me how wonderful I am!

Cora said...

I feel your pain. I was just diagnosed with ZZ Top Legs. *sniffle*

SkylersDad said...

I was recently diagnosed with not one, not two, but THREE stooges!

Yes it is a bad case.

Oh, a wise guy eh?
Ha, ya missed me!
(bonk)ouch!
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...

Cora said...

*laughing my ass off at Sky Dad!!*

Mnmom said...

Would Vaseline and sand paper cure Rollie Fingers?

Bubs said...

Are you sure you weren't misdiagnosed and it's actually Catfish Hunter?

~E said...

Liar!

KK said...

could be worse, it could have affected your mustache too.

I once had the low spark of the high heeled boys. It sucked.

Greta said...

You know what helps for that?

Some felix PIE. Or some Coco Crisp.

Johnny Yen said...

We were actually talking about Rollie Fingers and the 1970's A's at work last night. Apparently, Charley Finlay gave his blessing to all the 'staches because he'd already overlooked Reggie "I'm the biggest asshole in baseball" Jackson's full beard.

Cormac Brown said...

"a rare neurological disorder which makes typing excruciatingly painful."

But that's negated by the fact that now you don't need moustache wax or relief pitching.

Organic Meatbag said...

My life changed the day my Doctor said that I had Andy Dick...