9/03/2008

Rules Of Summer...


This weekend we had what could very well turn out to be our last real taste of summer. I did what you're supposed to do. I ate watermelon. I sped it up because I know how busy you people are and, besides, things always look funnier sped up.

13 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Such depth you brought to the role of watermelon eating man! I was moved in many ways Chris, as you turned to the camera to reveal your true nature, I wept.

Bill Stankus said...

Ya know, it's best to shoot seeds when your young 'cause after that it's all the seedless variety.

Dr Zibbs said...

I'm sickened and fascinated at your eating videos. If I were asked to rate them: Popsicle #1/watermellon #2/Ribs #2

Flannery Alden said...

Heavens, you're thorough.

Mnmom said...

Do you realize how much your ears move when you chew?

Micgar said...

you shoulda had that Benny Hill theme going on...and then at the end spit the seeds at the camera!

teri said...

and knowing you, you probably ate super slow just to make us crazy!

Falwless said...

There are people in this world that I adore because they are truly just themselves. What you see is what you get. You are one of those people. I don't even know you but you are so rad.

Micgar said...

so that's what that Benny Hill song is called! I guess the seed thing wouldn't have worked-this was a seedless watermelon, huh? Oh well, you coulda threw the rind at the camera at least!

Cheer34 said...

didn't your mother tell you not to eat the white part of the watermelon becasue it would give you a belly ache?......well did it?

GETkristiLOVE said...

Sooooooooo sexy!

'Bubbles' said...

You started your winter face warmer early?

Also, if you had chickens you could give them the remainder of your snack and it would be gone - completely - by the next day!

Anonymous said...

OMG what the hell! This is the first time I've ever seen this blog. OMG.

I was nearly clinically depressed until I stumbled upon this crazy blog.

The watermelon eating video was the cure.

Tears in my eyes while laughing. Thanks.