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It's A Party!...
Today is Bill O'Reilly's 59th birthday and, as one of his dearest friends, I received an invitation. Billy opted for an "Elmo" theme (dork). I'm giving him a Donald Rumsfeld Action Figure. Knowing Bill, he'll stick that thing right up his butt as soon as he opens it and break it. Then he'll start screaming (something similar happened last year when I gave him THIS). What I'm really looking forward to is a spirited game of "Pin the wrinkled weiner on the Fox News intern". I'll try to have pictures up tomorrow.