9/04/2008

Post-Speech Analysis...

I hope all of you got to see Sarah Palin's masterful speech last night. I think she put to rest any fears that she is not ready to lead this country on day one when John McCain suffers his inevitable heart attack. Here's what some in the media had to say about it:
  • Campbell Brown, CNN: "They better start mining the marble for her monument on the Washington Mall now. Judging by this speech, it's gonna be a big one."
  • David Gregory, NBC: "It's as if FDR, Kennedy, and Martin Luther King, Jr. all had sex together and somehow gave birth to the greatest speaker of all time."
  • Chris Matthews, MSNBC: "Can everyone excuse me while I go rub one out? I mean, seriously, I've got a fucking bone here, guys."
  • Brit Hume, Fox: "We have ourselves a new superstar. That speech was like a warm, soothing tongue-bath for my sagging ballsack."

18 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

That Brit Hume comment makes me gag.

Doc said...

In the immortal words of Robert Palmer, "I didn't mean to turn you on."

That must have been one hell of a speech!

Doc

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You had me at "sagging ballsack."

Phil said...

Matthews and I are always on the same page.

Phil said...

Matthews and I are always on the same page.

kirby said...

You know, I'll bet that high pitched whine of a voice she's got doubles as mosquito repellent. She's her own bug zapper.

Phil said...

Matthews and I are always on the same page.

Falwless said...

Matthews and I are always on the same page.

Falwless said...

Oh I'm sorry, someone already said that? Oh, I didn't see that.

Seriously, though, I readily admit she had a great speech. She knocked it out of the park, so to speak. If only the park wasn't littered with dog shit.

SkylersDad said...

Will her marble monument have that picture of her holding the assault rifle on the front of it? Or will she use her poor Downs child as her portrait?

She makes me gag more than Brit Humes ballsack.

SkylersDad said...

Oh yeah, I forgot that Matthews and I are always on the same page.

Mnmom said...

Quit it, will you? I almost spat my lunch on my computer screen!!!!!
Love your stuff my friend.

Spooney said...

That pic kills me! They look so creepy, goofy & phoney all at the same time. It encapsulates their whole campaign perfectly! Why is the daughter there holding the baby at a convention? Jesus, their pushing of the whole family/hockey mom bullshit is really being overdone.

Micgar said...

oh my god-Chris! At first, I was like, this guy was actually taken with this gal-(I didn't see the speech but have heard about it-endlessly!)even as I began to read the Campbell Brown thing I was thinking "she said that!?" then as got further I laughed and laughed!
Chris-thanks! I needed that! (and this post is the truth huh!?) it been a pretty crappy week!

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

who says that modern pundits aren't eloquent??

BeckEye said...

This is hilarious, but really, the vision of Chris Matthews jerking it? I'm afraid if I laugh too hard the throw-up waiting on deck will make its way out.

Grant Miller said...

This is absolutely 100 percent accurate is the sad thing.

'Bubbles' said...

Ew... about all of it, especially the Hockey Mom. Hmmmm. GKL should come up with a Ho-name for her, shouldn't she? Although Chris, you are the nick-naming master, aren't you??