5/20/2008

You've Made It...

So, you've:
  • bought a motorcycle
  • attached a piano to it
  • found a fat naked dude to play it while you drive through puddles.
I ask you, what else is there left to do?
I'd say you've won.
You've reached the pinnacle.
You can die knowing that your life was not in vain.

9 comments:

Beth said...

I'm turning fifty next year. This guy is so gonna play at my party.

SkylersDad said...

Hey! I wasn't naked, I had my sweet-assed man-thong on!

Dale said...

This is why I don't go out.

Grant Miller said...

Ain't that the motherfucking truth?

Bubs said...

Damn it. There goes another life goal scratched off my list because someone else got to it first. Damn procrastination.

Mnmom said...

Maybe it's a new-fangled ice cream truck??

Dr. Zaius said...

You need to find bigger puddles. Otherwise, you've reached the top of the heap!

Ginormous Boobs said...

What's left is to spread the joy of this music and visual awesomeness to people all over the world!

Micgar said...

wtf?! gives new meaning to the phrase "tickling the ivory...while nude, riding sidesaddle on a motorcycle"