I like the attempt at the hygienic use of cooking tongs, before just grappling the bird off the beer. Then the ritual cleansing of the chicken goo and chunks off the lid, right before swilling down a beer that's probably 50% undercooked chicken juice. You SHOW that salmonella who's boss!
I hope people don't think I'm an asshole, but because you all are being so complimentary, I have to come clean. I didn't actually drink the ass beer. I tried to hint at it with the other beer at the end of the video. There's no fucking way I could've drank out of that can, even after I washed it out. I put it up close to my lips and almost puked from the smell. The last thing I want is to take credit for something I didn't do. Sorry about that.
My favorite part of the thing is Megan telling me to shut the fucking camera off. It cracks me up!
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Dude-you certainly can't say that you were chicken about taking a drink! Damn! I wouldn'ta!
You are a goofball. that's why I love ya!
How was the chicken?
I like the attempt at the hygienic use of cooking tongs, before just grappling the bird off the beer. Then the ritual cleansing of the chicken goo and chunks off the lid, right before swilling down a beer that's probably 50% undercooked chicken juice. You SHOW that salmonella who's boss!
Thanks for doing this so I never had to.
The close up was unsettling. I can't believe that you drank it!
What a guy, what a guy !
Sista #1
Now that was some funny shit. Your reaction to the taste of the beer reminded me of the time I drank bong water on a dare.
Bwahahahahaha!!!
You are my hero! I could never do that. Warm beer? Gross!
I hope people don't think I'm an asshole, but because you all are being so complimentary, I have to come clean. I didn't actually drink the ass beer. I tried to hint at it with the other beer at the end of the video. There's no fucking way I could've drank out of that can, even after I washed it out. I put it up close to my lips and almost puked from the smell. The last thing I want is to take credit for something I didn't do. Sorry about that.
My favorite part of the thing is Megan telling me to shut the fucking camera off. It cracks me up!
#17 on the list of "things only men would consider doing". That was so funny - better than anything on TV for sure!
We've cooked Root Beer Butt Chicken with an onion in the neck, and it was mighty tasty.
I am so disappointed that Megan snatched you up before the rest of us had a chance.
Oh wait... no I'm not.
I laughed my ASS off when you were giving direction to Megan to get a close up of the top of the beer. I have no idea why I found that so funny.
You are a "chicken". I would've drank it, or at least had a sip. For reals.
"Ewwww, I don't want to touch it!"
"All I can see is you."
"It's not too hot."
All I can say is, if this soundtrack isn't ripped off and reused for some homemade porn, I'd be very surprised.
Well, after all, beer is beer.
... ah, I just read you didn't drink it. You disappoint me, Chris...
YOU'RE SICK!
Well at least you had the good sense to use good Canadian beer, that's all I gotta say.
Doc
Oh. Fine. Now I'm not sure the 'L' word was called for in my comment. Geeze.
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