5/15/2008

I Can't Stand Headlines Like This...

Hey, look everybody! The president is envisioning something!

I see headlines like this all the time on my Yahoo home page. Is it just me or does "envisioning" something seem just a bit un-newsworthy? I mean, fuck, I can envision a democratic Middle East free of oppression, too. Big deal. That's not fucking news. I can envision a place where the streets are paved with bacon, too. Just envisioning something does not rise to the level of essential information. How about some fucking news for a change?

13 comments:

Falwless said...

God I love you. I think this same shit all the time. Seriously. Who is writing this crap?

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

I'm envisioning winning a few million dollars in the lottery and paying some hawt hookah to come over and polish my knob until I blast off.

I'm envsioning a world where, like the old churchy song goes, "tell all the nations their weapons aren't needed."

I'm envisioning a world of peace and tolerance and gasoline that's $2.50 a gallon because no one's USING it anymore because we've all got fuel cells in our cars and good public transportation.

I'm also going to visualize world peace, while I'm at it, 'cuz it sho'nuff don't seem like anyone's TRYING to make it happen.

Don S. said...

mmm ... Bacon street

SkylersDad said...

I think the streets will be paved with bacon long before anything good happens in the Middle East...

Distributorcap said...

i am with skyler -

then again when bush envision's something --- head for the hills

SkylersDad said...

By the way, you have been tagged at my place.

Emmanuel Lavoie said...

amen Chris. amen

Dick Small said...

I often envision life on "the Hill", before I got ratted out and had to resign in disgrace and humiliation.
I also "envision" the legalization of certain "substances"....

Dick Small said...

... I was going to mention lottery tickets, but the Cap'n beat me to it.
Damn...

Madam Z said...

Maybe our fearless leader had been indulging in "certain illegal substances" when he had his visions...

Mnmom said...

Damn straight!

Dr. Zaius said...

Does he mean Israel too? ;o)

Micgar said...

I don't think Bush could envision anything, can he!?