What The Hell Happened...

Upon reviewing the posts I've made thus far, I'm realizing that I come off as a sarcastic, cynical, vulgar person. What happened to that bright-eyed, happy-go-lucky child that played T-ball, obeyed his parents, and regularly attended Sunday School? Pre-college, I embodied the All-American goody-goody that you just wanted to pummel. I got good grades with little effort. I never got in trouble in school (or anywhere, for that matter). I helped out senior citizens my mom knew with their yardwork. I kept my hair short. I didn't drink or do drugs. I considered myself a Republican, based mainly on the fact that my second grade teacher told us Democrats were in favor of slavery and Republicans were against it (no joke). I was even told by people that they thought I should be a pastor. So where did I go wrong? Things started to change when I started to listen to this guy. And thank god. Otherwise, today I might be this guy.