6/29/2006

Evolving...


For as long as I can remember, I've always descibed bowel movements as:

Taking a dump.

Or, if I'm trying to be cutesy, I'll say:

Pooping.

Lately, I've become fond of:

Dropping a deuce.

I think it rolls off the tongue, don't you?

3 comments:

Echo said...

I've taken to "Bombing the French town of Porcelain..."

Chris said...

I like it a lot. It has a worldly sophistication. Plus, anything about bombing France will resonate in the red states.

Grant Miller said...

I just put my shit on my blog.