6/14/2006

Dubspeak...


I am listening to Ol' Silvertongue right now give the same speech he has given for the last few years. There are little phrases they love to use over and over. They often mean something completely different than what you'd think. Here are a few of their "greatest hits".

-There's no question that...
Translation: There are plenty of questions, but you don't need to worry about them.
-I look forward to that debate...
Translation: I will never have that debate because, in case you haven't noticed, I can't speak so good.
-I appreciate your question...
Translation: It's a nice question, but I'd rather answer a different question. You know, one I've been prepped for.
-We're making progress...
Tranlation: We aren't doing jack shit.
-I'm ready to move forward...
Translation: I'm going to keep doing exactly the same thing we've been doing.
-It's hard work...
Translation: Some poor bastard is going to be busting their ass while other people shoot at them.
-May god continue to bless America...
Translation: May god continue to bless me so that people don't figure out I'm full of crap.

1 comment:

Grant Miller said...

You should check out "Me and George W." It's linked on my site. Very funny stuff. It's about a guy who strikingly similar to GWB.