- have hour-long debates about whether the president is, in fact, a rat-fucking commie or a pig-fucking commie.
- take turns reciting verses from Glenn Beck's Big Book Of Patriotic Poetry.
- dress up like Thomas Jefferson and sodomize an effigy of Nancy Pelosi with a semi-automatic shotgun.
- describe our fantasies of Sarah Palin licking Dick Cheney's fuzzy nipples.
You know, like real Americans.