4/07/2010

Is There Anything This Guy Can't Do?...

First, he creates what is widely accepted as the most consistently funny blog found on the internet today - a blog that has been named Road & Track's Blog Of The Year seven years running.

Then, not satisfied with his success, he decides to conquer the recording industry with chart-toppers like "Colder Than Ice" and "Red Fro Love" and, in the process, teaches a nation to love again.

And to top it all off, he maintains what is undoubtedly the most impressive pelt of chest hair since Hasselhoff.

Grant Miller, ladies and gentlemen. A true renaissance man.

5 comments:

Mnmom said...

And just look at those sparkling white teeth!

Dr. Monkey said...

Women want him, men want to be him.

SkylersDad said...

To borrow from the Dos Equis ad campaign:

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.

Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.

His business card just says, "I'll call you."

Grant Miller. The most interesting man in the world.

Flannery Alden said...

Word!

Dr Zibbs said...

You got that right.