First, he creates what is widely accepted as the most consistently funny blog found on the internet today - a blog that has been named Road & Track's Blog Of The Year seven years running.
Then, not satisfied with his success, he decides to conquer the recording industry with chart-toppers like "Colder Than Ice" and "Red Fro Love" and, in the process, teaches a nation to love again.
And to top it all off, he maintains what is undoubtedly the most impressive pelt of chest hair since Hasselhoff.
Grant Miller, ladies and gentlemen. A true renaissance man.