If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I would have kicked ass at last night's Jeopardy. Celebrity ones are always the easiest. I love that NPH won and is playing for a charity that's one dude helping others. That's just neat.
I think you were right about that sack of elephant crap one. I call bullshit! Or elephant shit. Whatever.
Haha. Oh God. I'm tweeting a link to this now.
What or who is your mom is usually the answer to most of the College tourney questions.
Hilarious. Pamela Anderson was on about ten years ago. The final jeopardy question was something like: "this was first measured in 1894." Her answer: What is speed. Brilliant.
Seriously, why don't you have your own show? You are fifty times funnier than Leno (though I realize that's not saying much), but you are at least as funny as Craig Ferguson.
I thought the answer was "Who's your DADDY?" or "Hoosier Daddy?" (for people from Indianer).Which is why I stick with Wheel of Fortune.
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