3/10/2008

Nicknames...

Grape-Nuts may work well as a cereal,
but it works even better as a nickname
for a guy with small testicles.




Does everyone remember the nicknames I gave them? If any of my newer readers would like me to give them one, leave a request in the comments. Be sure to read the disclaimer first. I can't be held responsible for what pops into my head.

21 comments:

Splotchy said...

Nickname me, O Weisenheimer.

Some Guy said...

Splotchy- "Burger Time"

Splotchy said...

Nice! I am honored.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I was around the last time but was too afraid. I'm not afraid anymore, go ahead and hit me.

Geo said...

I don't think I got one – whatever it is will be better than when Don did this and we ended up with things like "Mustard Seed" and "Canoe."

Spooney said...

I think you did me before, but do me again.

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

Yeah, before I became Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks, Dread Pirate of Lake Erie you had monikered me "Uncle Moonpie."

why do you ask??

Some Guy said...

GKL- "Kristequila"

Geo- Wanna bet? You are now "Hambone".

Spooney- I dub thee "Forkey".

CEJ- Just checking.

Falwless said...

Oooh! Ooh! Me! Me!

Some Guy said...

Falwless- "Snake-butt"

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Bestow one upon me sir.

Captain Calamity said...

Ok, so if you call someone grape Nuts, this would imply you have seen said small testicles. Nice dude.

GETkristiLOVE said...

LOVE it!

Some Guy said...

Dr. M- "The Blind Sturgeon"

Captain- Good point. Perhaps I was thinking of small testicles in the metaphoric sense (no guts). Of course, if someone openly admitted to small testicles, the nickname could be applied without verification. Then again, someone might lie about having tiny balls just so they could get a cool nickname like "Grape-Nuts". I need to think this through a little more.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Hit me, Chris!

Some Guy said...

WP- "Brown Lightning"

Writeprocrastinator said...

YESSSSSSS!

Special K said...

Lay upon me thy name of choice....

Some Guy said...

Special K- "Krispy-Krisp"

catherinette said...

Do me!! Yeah! That is to say, I want a nickname too. Not "do me" as in do me.

Some Guy said...

CS- "Tomato Soup"