3/22/2008

Saturday Morning At Some Guy's House...

Megan: Hey, Pooh-bear (She calls me "Pooh-bear"), the new Pottery Barn catalog came.

Some Guy: Oh joy of joys! Excuse me while I go masturbate.

Megan: (Laughing) What is WRONG with you?

Some Guy: That one's going on the blog.

12 comments:

SkylersDad said...

I hear those Pottery Barn models are way hot!

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

wow, you excuse yourself to go masturbate??

clare said...

Yeah, what's wrong with you? Everybody knows Crate & Barrel catalogs are better for masturbating.

cheer34 said...

I'm with you on the pottery barn catalog....no big deal...when the Photography catalog arrives that's a whole different story

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Damn, Cap'n Ergo stole my comment.

Micgar said...

yeah- don't excuse yourself-ti causes trouble!

Writeprocrastinator said...

"Fight Club," right?

Writeprocrastinator said...

I mean, you're quoting the movie, not slugging it out with Megan.

Special K said...

the same think happens at my house when I get a new Better Homes & Gardens

Distributorcap said...

which section is hotter -- the kitchen or patio?

do they have new techniques in the spring catalogue

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

If I said that to my husband when he announced the arrival of the Cabbela's catalog I imagine I would get a much different reaction.

Falwless said...

Check out the sweet, sweet tufting on those welted dining cushions, pg. 42. My god.