3/13/2008

Remembering...

I said something funny last night that I was going to put on the blog, but now I've forgotten what it was. Actually, it probably wasn't all that funny, but because this blog continues to suck balls, I have to take whatever mildly amusing thing that happens and make the most of it.

Sometimes people tie a string around their finger to help them remember things. In this case, however, the string technique wouldn't have done jack shit because I can remember there was something funny and that it would've been post-able, just not what it was. From now on, whenever anything funny happens, I think I'll write on a Post-It note, fart on it, and staple it to my forehead. That might make for an effective memory aid. I think I owe that to you, the reader.

8 comments:

cheer34 said...

mmmmmmm.... you don't have to fart on it

Some Guy said...

Cheer- I thought the fart might help. I've heard that the sense of smell and memory have a strong link.

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

i've always wondered-- how do you tie a string onto your own finger??

Beth said...

Farting on it is the key, my friend.

Micgar said...

I usually have to write something on a post-it. Yes-farting on the post it is a well-known technique that the researcher Thomas Vandergass thought of to help people to remember things better.

SkylersDad said...

I run over near my wife and fart. Then she always says "what do you want me to remember for you this time?"

Amy said...

I'm so disappointed in you, Chris.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I know what you mean. I was going to write something funny in the comment section.