2/08/2008

Give It Up, Fox News...

Face it, it's a losing effort.
We've seen what kind of person Dubya is.
He would have to rescue baby Jesus
from a burning building at this point
for people to even reconsider
their negative opinion of him.

10 comments:

Bubs said...

Good lord. I'm sure he offered some platitudes about Jeebus too.

Mnmom said...

What we didn't see is him saying "Cheesh, sorry about yer homes and all but I just really don't care about poor people" at which point all the folks just keeled over forward in a dead faint.

SkylersDad said...

Of course he only hugs those who have "faith"...

Dick Small said...

Even then I wouldn't change my mind....

Dick Small said...

... you know, the part about him rushing into the burning building to rescue someone...

Dick Small said...

... which of course would never happen..

Flannery Alden said...

Nice haiku!

Micgar said...

Awww, Fox, that's so heartwarming! No, it isn't! Its sickening! It looks like Bush is waiting for the cameras to click for the photo op!

Mnmom said...

... and it appears he's whistling dixie

lulu said...

The story needs a puppy in it somewhere for me to even think about forgiving him for all his crimes.