6/30/2009

A Video Cavalcade Of Stupidity!...

So, it started with me wanting to make one of my riveting videos. It's about a make-believe towel phobia I have:

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I know how much you all enjoy the outtakes, so I'm including the first take:

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Then, I was interested to see the master in quarter-time:

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This is some stray footage of a lame toad in our garden that was accidentally uploaded with the other shit:

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There. That should keep you vultures satisfied for a little while at least.

20 comments:

Bill Stankus said...

Sorry, there's no satisfying vultures.

guido said...

that's it--I'm bringing my own towels from now on.

God said...

Dude, the bathroom was FILTHY!

Cora said...

I can't see the dirt.

Cooper Green said...

At quarter time, your fingers squeak. You've got some serious arthritis there.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Did you pee all over the floor?!? You men and your filming of the filth (which I couldn't see but I'm pretending)

Also, what you're using, I want.

Scope said...

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

Son of a Thomas said...

Next time tell her you are shooting a documentary on dirty bathrooms and record that conversation.

SkylersDad said...

Dude, what's with all the scrubbing? Are you going into surgery or something?

Jay Ferris said...

Towel humor hasn't ascended to this high of a degree since Towelie made his first appearance on South Park.

raf said...

Few kilos more on that belly..and you wont be able to sneak in, to wash your hands!

Coaster Punchman said...

You did a great job hiding the dirt.

Suze said...

You totally hurt yourself shaking your hands didn't you?

Mnmom said...

Blogland is just too small for you my friend, you need your own show!!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Did you realize your fingers squeak?

HAPPY MONDAY!
- Jennifer

Cormac Brown said...

Wow, when you dry your hands like that, one can imagine that is how Paul Lynde duked it out with Charles Nelson Reilly over the last can of hairspray backstage at "Hollywood Squares."

Cormac Brown said...

BTW, you know as soon as you left the garden, that amphibian whipped out a top hat and cane, and did "Hello My Baby" and "The Michigan Rag."

He is "Michigan J. Toad," don't you know?

GETkristiLOVE said...

Poor Megan. She's out there chopping away and you're filming the dirty bathroom.

Dr. Zaius said...

Very nice. The towel overplayed, however.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

omg! that's good shit!!!

i looooveee the second video, that woman in the background!!!


SO EFFING FUNNY!!!






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i see the dirt btw!

mhwaahaaa