6/09/2009

I've Got $0.17 In My Pocket...

The thing is, I'm pretty sure that, left to my own devices, I will blow it all in one place. To avoid that temptation, I'm going over to the bank and deposit it immediately. I've already got the deposit slip all filled out. Luckily, there's a drive-thru at my bank because I just don't have the time to find a parking spot, undo my seatbelt, get out of the car, walk inside, wait in some line, walk back to my car, put on my seatbelt, readjust my mirrors, get nervous, undo my seatbelt, get out of the car, pop the trunk and check for serial killers, close the trunk, open the door, put on my seatbelt, readjust my mirrors, and start the car. I've got shit to do.

15 comments:

Bubs said...

I hear you brother. I hope your schedule eases up before summer gets here.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

There've been days I've had 17 cents IN THE BANK! You have to think just as hard then because really, how do you take 17 cents OUT of the bank? Try asking an ATM for that! Try swallowing the humiliation of asking a teller for 16 cents (you need one to keep the account open).

OK it was more like $4.29 but same difference.

I check the back seat for serial killers as well as the trunk. I saw an episode of "Homicide" once where there was a Serial Killer lying in the back of a lady's car. Ruined me for life.

Cormac Brown said...

To your credit, you didn't blow it all on Bazooka Joe Bubblegum or those odd stickers in the gum machine that don't seem to appropriate for anyone of any age.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Jesus, man, I counted three times that you forgot to check your headlight alignment and tire pressures.

Gwen said...

If you check the couch cushions before you go you might actually have enough to cover the cost of the gas needed for the trip.

Whiskeymarie said...

I say go out and blow it all on a candy lipstick. You only live once, man.

SkylersDad said...

That is exactly why I always throw a flash-bang grenade into my back seat when returning to my car.

On a completely unrelated note, anybody looking to buy a slightly burned used car?

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Glad to see you are doing the responsible thing by depositing it.

Every little bit helps

Mnmom said...

I blew all my cash on 45's and Archie comics. But somehow I always find more in winter coat pockets.

Cora said...

$0.17, you say? That's about what I have in the bank too. Hi-5!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Not to mention it'll cost ya $4.59 to drive to the bank. I'd keep it in the piggy for a tad longer. Damn recession!

Happy Tuesday!

- Jennifer

raf said...

Did you think about how much it will cost to pay commission to the bank?
It's going to be cheaper to feed a piggy..

Fancy Schmancy said...

Good job giving the banks another $.17 in bailout money!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

I don't even have pockets.

Distributorcap said...

brother can you spare a dime?