If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Well, I just hope you aren't afraid of Asians. Believe it or not, Sarah Palin says Hawaii is chock full of Asians.
Did you hear about the volcanic eruption planned for the day after Christmas?
Just remember, the politically correct name for them now is "tsunami" not "tidal wave".
You must have been a very good boy this year.
Why would I be mad? Your taking me right?
I am going to cry now and pout in a corner and maybe call you a bad name.DEFINITELY call you a bad name.
WOW!I'm super jealous.Have a fabulous time. It will probably be the only time for the rest of your life that you will see the ocean and be super warm, at the same time.
It is a very long ass flight but totally worth every minute. If you don't love Maui there is something seriously wrong with you. Have a great time - I could totally waste your time telling you a long list of great things to do - but will limit myself to only one - go to the top of the volcano to see the sunrise - you'll have to get up at the crack of your ass to get there in time but if you do only one thing besides lounge on the beach - do that.
Enjoy! Went there in the late 80's. Bought pot from my landlord.Good times!
I know I'm late here, but...I've been to Hawaii three times in the last five years, and each time someone else took care of the flights and accomodation. And last summer (when I got married in Maui), we went first class!Not to brag or anything...
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